(best):             

"x and p are like Deutsche Bahn. They don't commute."

"Normalize y please, where y = my grade."

"Humprey-Dumpty falling from n=6"             Link

             (runner-ups):  

"Quantum Leviosa" "Emission Impossible", "Transmission Impossible"

"How do noble gases laugh? He He He He He"

"Tunneling: if you can't climb it, vibe it through."

"I tried solving physical chemistry problem. The Problem dissolved me instead."

"Why did physicist have toned abs? Because they Planck const."

"What do you call a funny chemist? Sili-con"

2025:    (best):           

Fast & Fourier Transformiert                      

Kinetik Dämon Hunters     
 

Entropy isn't just a concept - it's my lifestyle.      

 Thermally dynamic, but mentally static.

(runner-ups):              

Chemiker sehen­ ↑↓ Elektronenspin. Androidnutzer sehen ↑↓ Mobile Daten.  
 

Welcome to the desert of dx/dt       

Die "Hug"gins Bande - UV dicht aber herzlich durchlässig

2024:    (best):           

Boltzwoman                                      
 

(runner-ups):             

Holy moly Schrödinger
 

Klausur Peudo 1. Sahne,   

Neues Element im PSE; Bachelonium Halbwertszeit: 6 Semester

2023:    (best):             

Call of Science,         

Methusalem
 

Schrödinger's corona - without a test you don't know
 

Mein Gehirn - Nur Standardbildung, dafür hohe Entropie :)

(runner-ups):            

 d[Nerven]/dt = Klinikg,  

X-ray Skywalker.
 

 Answers here are quantised.
 

W(examperiod in summer) = -PdV Work done under constant pressure
 

Rahmen Spectroscopy,  Q.M. - Quantum Maniac,
 

U-NO, "Light" exam, Raman Noodles
 

 Where are all the credit points? … I think they Argon.
 

Chemistery and I don't know which reaction order the exam reaction will reach.
 

Ist noch gebratenes λ? Nein, das φ ist noch ρ! (Chemistry joke..)

2022:    (best):              

Mother kinetics, Son DGG, Daughter IGG,
 

Der letzte Kinetik-Krieger,  d[Student]/dt = Exam+exam,
 

IR spins me right round baby, right round like a rotor baby,  

   (runner-ups):            

 <Heise|n|berg>,  

EtOH keine Lösung aber Lösungsmittel, Kinemagier
 

 May the [-kx] be with you,   mc²instein,  Heisennerd
 

exam phase - Milikan's tear drop experiment
 

2021:    (best):              

Pseudo 1. Versuch,  

Boltzmann der deutschen National-Elf

 d[Milch]/dt = Käse; ʃ Milch dx = Kuh,
 

Sherlock Ohms & Dr. Wattson: Den Leistungspunkten auf der Spur,
 

Angriff der Kinetik-Krieger,   

Molwurf,  
 

Der Reaktionsordnungshüter, Ah₂₃₀¹²³! (The Element of Surprise),

 Where is my ²⁷Co⁶F²⁶Fe⁷⁵E?, Prokrastinium-295,  

 Ich bin DiR_∞ dank(10⁵Pa)!

         (runner-ups):       

For Frodo (https://youtu.be/urLWtt93gAk)
 

 MeThanos, EC50, erreichte Punktzahl = 0 Q.S. !!!
 

Science-man: Far From Hope,  Erfolg = PC2 / t_1/2
 

dc/dt oder die Abnahme meiner Konzentration über 3 h Vorlesung
 

 1 ANGSTröm     Born-Oppenheimer-Näherung zur 1,0     

2020:    (best):             

"Uni ↔ Freizeit (k₁, k₂): Relaxation in die Semesterferien", "⁵²Te ⁸⁹Ac ¹H ⁶⁸Er 1.0", "E = p c²"

                  (runner-ups):   

"Käse-Maskeroni",  

 "Ja, das ist mein Nernst.", 

"Yes, Kinetik can!",

 "Quantensprung ins Unbekannte", "Quantenmechaniker",

"Variablentrennung: das Gute vom Schlechten trennen", 

"Captain Arr-henius", 

"HCOONa Matata"

2019:    (best):             

"Periodic Table Dancer",   "¹⁹K⁵³I¹⁰Ne²²Ti¹⁹K",

                  (runner-ups):  

"Quenchinator",   "Sadi Carnotfall", "Kinetophob",

"Klausurausbeute", "E_kin = ∞", "Kinetisch relaxt"

 "Kiniedlich", "Physikosaurus", 

"Kinetosaurus-Rex", "Homo Physikochemiensis"

2018:    (best):           

 "Tunneling to 1.0",   

"LD₅₀", 

"PaniCII"  

                  (runner-ups): 

 "3.7" (bei der "Notenverbesserungsklausur"...),

"Quantum Father",  "Mittlere Überlebensdauer", 

 "Quasibestandener Klausurzustand", 

"Brominator 2 - Die OC kommt",

"Unwissender Padawan", "Kinetophilius", 

"Exmatrikulations-Inhibitor", "Cat-Ion"

2017:    (best):            

"PCII-Kinecting People", 

"Meister Hydroxyl (nicht nur sauber, sondern rein)"

                  (runner-ups):  

"Max Bodenstein II.", "Quasi-Farsium", 

"Quantenausbeutenmaximierer",

 "d[PC2]/dt", "E Ψ = n.b."

 "Lambert-Bier", "404 'Kürzel' not found", "Heisenburger", 

"Extinction of Lambert bears" 

2016:   (best):             

"Kinetophil", 

"Say 'NO' to exam", "Neutron kitty"

             (runner-ups):  

"Der Lambertbär", 

"Koalabärbauchfellzipfelmütze", 

"Sklaventreiber der Atome", "Miss Explosion"

2015:   (runner-ups):  "Ω", "Chaospraktikant"

2014:   (runner-up):   "Mr. Kinetik"

2013:   (best):            

"Dicker Sauerländer", 

"Staubsauger der Atmosphäre"

                 (runner-ups):  

"Destoroyah", "Blaukittel", 

"total verstrahlt", "Gefangenennummer"