2025:    (best):           

 Fast & Fourier Transformiert                      Kinetik Dämon Hunters     
Entropy isn't just a concept - it's my lifestyle.       Thermally dynamic, but mentally static.

(runner-ups):              

Chemiker sehen­ ↑↓ Elektronenspin. Androidnutzer sehen ↑↓ Mobile Daten.  
Welcome to the desert of dx/dt       

Die "Hug"gins Bande - UV dicht aber herzlich durchlässig

2024:    (best):           Boltzwoman                                      
 
(runner-ups):             Holy moly Schrödinger

                                     Klausur Peudo 1. Sahne,   Neues Element im PSE; Bachelonium Halbwertszeit: 6 Semester

2023:    (best):             Call of Science,         Methusalem

                                    Schrödinger's corona - without a test you don't know

                                    Mein Gehirn - Nur Standardbildung, dafür hohe Entropie :)

   (runner-ups):             d[Nerven]/dt = Klinikg,  X-ray Skywalker.

                                    Answers here are quantised.

                                    W(examperiod in summer) = -PdV Work done under constant pressure

                                     Rahmen Spectroscopy,  Q.M. - Quantum Maniac,

                                     U-NO, "Light" exam, Raman Noodles

                                     Where are all the credit points? … I think they Argon.

                                     Chemistery and I don't know which reaction order the exam reaction will reach.

                                     Ist noch gebratenes λ? Nein, das φ ist noch ρ! (Chemistry joke..)

2022:    (best):              Mother kinetics, Son DGG, Daughter IGG,

                                     Der letzte Kinetik-Krieger,  d[Student]/dt = Exam+exam,

                                     IR spins me right round baby, right round like a rotor baby,  

   (runner-ups):             <Heise|n|berg>,  EtOH keine Lösung aber Lösungsmittel, Kinemagier
  
                                    May the [-kx] be with you,   mc²instein,  Heisennerd
 
                                    exam phase - Milikan's tear drop experiment
 

2021:    (best):              Pseudo 1. Versuch,   d[Milch]/dt = Käse; ʃ Milch dx = Kuh,

                                      Sherlock Ohms & Dr. Wattson: Den Leistungspunkten auf der Spur,

                                     Angriff der Kinetik-Krieger,   Molwurf,  Boltzmann der deutschen National-Elf
         
                                      Der Reaktionsordnungshüter, Ah₂₃₀¹²³! (The Element of Surprise),

                                      Where is my ²⁷Co⁶F²⁶Fe⁷⁵E?, Prokrastinium-295,   Ich bin DiR_∞ dank(10⁵Pa)!

         (runner-ups):       For Frodo (https://youtu.be/urLWtt93gAk)

                                    MeThanos, EC50, erreichte Punktzahl = 0 Q.S. !!!

                                     Science-man: Far From Hope,  Erfolg = PC2 / t_1/2

                                     dc/dt oder die Abnahme meiner Konzentration über 3 h Vorlesung
                      
                                     1 ANGSTröm     Born-Oppenheimer-Näherung zur 1,0     

2020:    (best):             "Uni ↔ Freizeit (k₁, k₂): Relaxation in die Semesterferien", "⁵²Te ⁸⁹Ac ¹H ⁶⁸Er 1.0", "E = p c²"

                  (runner-ups):   "Käse-Maskeroni",   "Ja, das ist mein Nernst.", "Yes, Kinetik can!",

                                         "Quantensprung ins Unbekannte", "Quantenmechaniker",

                                         "Variablentrennung: das Gute vom Schlechten trennen", "Captain Arr-henius", 

                                         "HCOONa Matata"

2019:    (best):             "Periodic Table Dancer",   "¹⁹K⁵³I¹⁰Ne²²Ti¹⁹K",

                  (runner-ups):  "Quenchinator",   "Sadi Carnotfall", "Kinetophob",

                                         "Klausurausbeute", "E_kin = ∞", "Kinetisch relaxt"

                                         "Kiniedlich", "Physikosaurus", "Kinetosaurus-Rex", "Homo Physikochemiensis"

2018:    (best):            "Tunneling to 1.0",   "LD₅₀", "PaniCII"  

                  (runner-ups):  "3.7" (bei der "Notenverbesserungsklausur"...),

                                        "Quantum Father",  "Mittlere Überlebensdauer", 

                                         "Quasibestandener Klausurzustand", "Brominator 2 - Die OC kommt",

                                         "Unwissender Padawan", "Kinetophilius", "Exmatrikulations-Inhibitor", "Cat-Ion"

2017:    (best):            "PCII-Kinecting People", "Meister Hydroxyl (nicht nur sauber, sondern rein)"

                  (runner-ups):  "Max Bodenstein II.", "Quasi-Farsium", "Quantenausbeutenmaximierer",

                                        "d[PC2]/dt", "E Ψ = n.b."

                                         "Lambert-Bier", "404 'Kürzel' not found", "Heisenburger", "Extinction of Lambert bears" 

2016:   (best):             "Kinetophil", "Say 'NO' to exam", "Neutron kitty"

              (runner-ups):  "Der Lambertbär", "Koalabärbauchfellzipfelmütze", "Sklaventreiber der Atome", "Miss Explosion"

2015:   (runner-ups):  "Ω", "Chaospraktikant"

2014:   (runner-up):   "Mr. Kinetik"

2013:   (best):             "Dicker Sauerländer", "Staubsauger der Atmosphäre"

                 (runner-ups):  "Destoroyah", "Blaukittel", "total verstrahlt", "Gefangenennummer"